The Rockey And Bushwinkle Show

Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a lame photo-op out of my ass!" "Again?!?"

What kind of mouth-breathing simp still falls for this transparent bullshit?

THE PRESIDENT: I just had coffee with Rockey Vaccarella, St. Bernard Parish, Louisiana. He caught my attention because he decided to come up to Washington, D.C. and make it clear to me and others here in the government that there's people down there still hurting in south Louisiana, and along the Gulf Coast.

And Rock is a plain-spoken guy. He's the kind of fellow I feel comfortable talking to. I told him that I understand that there's people down there that still need help. And I told him the federal government will work with the state and local authorities to get the help to them as quickly as possible.

Okay, we get it, Harvard. You care so very much. Have a cookie and quit wasting everyone's time.

Oh wait -- looks like our little astroturf "concerned citizen", who drove all the way up in a mocked-up FEMA trailer to film some sort of dorkumentary for his next run at local office in the new, improved, and denegrofied New Orleans, wants to rock the mike a few.

MR. VACCARELLA: But now, I wanted to remind the President that the job's not done, and he knows that. And I just don't want the government and President Bush to forget about us. And I just wish the President could have another term in Washington.

THE PRESIDENT: Wait a minute. (Laughter.)

MR. VACCARELLA: You know, I wish you had another four years, man. If we had this President for another four years, I think we'd be great.

Wow. On the one hand, I guess it is a skill that the guy can enunciate that clearly with Bush's cock embedded so deeply in his throat. I bet he could suck a dick and eat a hero sandwich at the same time, balls slamming into his chin and all.

But seriously, even most Republicans wouldn't give Bush another four years at this point. I seriously can't imagine what sort of havoc these bastards would wreak upon the world, given yet another chance. I fucking despise this ridiculous little man just for floating such a destructive idea. Stunt photo-ops are bad enough; slavish on-camera ball-licking is just nauseating. I always figured that if there was ever gay porn at the White House, it would at least involve Jeff Gannon™.

Besides, if Bush served a third term, he'd never finish that fucking salt book.