Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a lame photo-op out of my ass!" "Again?!?"
What kind of mouth-breathing simp still falls for this transparent bullshit?
Okay, we get it, Harvard. You care so very much. Have a cookie and quit wasting everyone's time.
Oh wait -- looks like our little astroturf "concerned citizen", who drove all the way up in a mocked-up FEMA trailer to film some sort of dorkumentary for his next run at local office in the new, improved, and denegrofied New Orleans, wants to rock the mike a few.
Wow. On the one hand, I guess it is a skill that the guy can enunciate that clearly with Bush's cock embedded so deeply in his throat. I bet he could suck a dick and eat a hero sandwich at the same time, balls slamming into his chin and all.
But seriously, even most Republicans wouldn't give Bush another four years at this point. I seriously can't imagine what sort of havoc these bastards would wreak upon the world, given yet another chance. I fucking despise this ridiculous little man just for floating such a destructive idea. Stunt photo-ops are bad enough; slavish on-camera ball-licking is just nauseating. I always figured that if there was ever gay porn at the White House, it would at least involve Jeff Gannon™.
Besides, if Bush served a third term, he'd never finish that fucking salt book.