Pyongyang, February 16 (KCNA) -- General Secretary Kim Jong Il received a congratulatory message from Russian President Dmitri Medvedev on Tuesday on the occasion of his birthday.
The message said:
Respected Your Excellency Chairman,
Please accept my heartfelt congratulations to you on your birthday.
Then Medvedev offered Kim a deal on some fake Rolexes and placebo boner pills. "Kak dyela, dude! I am having many great pills for your day! Make your cock like baseball bat, bro! All girls are liking!" It's probably more effective with the Cyrillic alphabet, at least from what I've heard.
4 comments:
This he can count on getting from America. Or, as a friendly gesture, a nice accessory for his pompadour. China must have already sent him tons of these -- they're two dime a dozen over there. But he won't accept any fake shit from them Russkis; it's gotta be all legit.
Last one, I swear.
Holy crap. I can't believe I've never come across (or all over) that site. I need to get out more often.
Best site ever? Yes. Best. Site. Ever. That's going on the broglorr.
There's two of them, in fact. And the American site (engrishfynny.com) seems to be part of a network of sites. I also relished emailsfromcrazypeople.com. It looked so... life-like.
But there's nothing like the ineffable kind of nonsense writers of Engrish produce. It's transcendent.
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