Here's the actual Reuters caption, which is just unintentionally hi-larious:
That's right, folks. Strong, capable, competent leadership -- just as soon as he pinches a loaf. Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with this fucking guy? You can arrange for a break any time, for any reason; why on earth would you write a note to one of your subordinates elaborating specifically on the need to go potty?
He wants all the decorum and pomp and circumstance when he's in the spotlight, but soon as he gets off the porch -- no matter where he goes -- he's at the fucking feed store shootin' the shit with Gomer and Cooter. It's only a matter of time before he starts scratching his nuts at press conferences.