Wednesday, September 14, 2005

He'll Always Be #2 To Us

You know, we keep alluding to the notion that George W. Bush behaves like a spoiled child, but does he have to keep helping us?

Here's the actual Reuters caption, which is just unintentionally hi-larious:

U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a Security Council meeting at the 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York September 14, 2005. World leaders are exploring ways to revitalize the United Nations at a summit on Wednesday but their blueprint falls short of Secretary-General Kofi Annan's vision of freedom from want, persecution and war.

That's right, folks. Strong, capable, competent leadership -- just as soon as he pinches a loaf. Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with this fucking guy? You can arrange for a break any time, for any reason; why on earth would you write a note to one of your subordinates elaborating specifically on the need to go potty?

He wants all the decorum and pomp and circumstance when he's in the spotlight, but soon as he gets off the porch -- no matter where he goes -- he's at the fucking feed store shootin' the shit with Gomer and Cooter. It's only a matter of time before he starts scratching his nuts at press conferences.


Anonymous said...

He used to be a stupdi frat boy and a C- student, so of course he must be thinking, why can't I scratch my balls without these old farts making such a big deal out of it. But I bet the urge he tries most strenuously to repress is to throw a ball in the UN auditorium, and then yell at Kofi Annan, "Catch!"

Heywood J. said...

Actually, I bet the urge he truly has to suppress is to tell dirty jokes, or find someone in the group to target for his notoriously overbearing and demeaning frat-boy "jokes".

Basically the verbal equivalent of branding a pledge's ass with a red-hot coat hanger.

Anonymous said...

Fair enough. I'm just wondering, if the best he could come up for Karl Rove was "Turd Blossom", what would he call Kofi? I dread to think of it.

Bush may not be able to pull off his frathouse shenanigans at the UN himself, but he's got a deputy clown in there alright--that foaming at the mouth ex-swinger John "Bring out the defibrilator" Bolton.


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