Awww. Isn't that sweet. Another tawdry little office romance gone bad. When will people ever learn? Lest one think I'm engaging in cheap "You go, girl!" horseshit, let me dispel that notion. Miller was the press flack for the Bug Man. She was Tom DeLay's Scott McClellan, the political equivalent of mopping up random spunk off the floor of a porno arcade (if they still exist).
So she strikes me as something of a vindictive little bitch, but considering who she dropped a dime on, it's still fucking funny.
Oh, well I guess that just gives Miss Thang the right to push around the camera-proles, doesn't it?
Sounds like Scanlon and Miller would have been a good match. Gosh, I really hope she finds true love soon. After all, someone who's willing to send someone to prison for infidelity is really just someone who still believes in love, right? Like Snoop Dogg always says, never let yo hizzos know yo bizzos. Fo shizzle mah nizzle.
Okay, the end result is certainly worth it, as without Miller's little vindictive tantrum, the enormous (and growing) Abramoff scandal might never have gotten this much sunlight. And maybe that's the real story -- that once again, pure chance does the intrepid media's job for them.
[via Common Times.]