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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Terror Alert Level: Park Chowder

It has now been a full 35 days since any stocky black men tried to intimidate butterball congressdweeb Bob Allen into forking over twenty bucks and a tentative yet passionate knob-polishing. The Park Terror Alert can now be lifted, and you can go back to dealing drugs and having anonymous sex. The Park Service thanks you for your cooperation during this troubled time.

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