"Political language -- and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists -- is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind."
-- George Orwell, Politics and the English Language
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Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Terror Alert Level: Park Chowder
It has now been a full 35 days since any stocky black men tried to intimidate butterball congressdweeb Bob Allen into forking over twenty bucks and a tentative yet passionate knob-polishing. The Park Terror Alert can now be lifted, and you can go back to dealing drugs and having anonymous sex. The Park Service thanks you for your cooperation during this troubled time.
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