Saturday, September 22, 2007

Shorter Mitt Romney

"Does James Dobson's cock make my mouth look fat?"

I don't think these people will be happy until every person is low-jacked with a copy of the Ten Commandments and has "In God We Trust" tattooed on their foreheads.

And no, "Mitt", they still don't trust you. They're still weird about Catholics and Jews; how do you think they are about a religion that says the Garden of Eden is somewhere near Branson?

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