Sunday, March 15, 2015

The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All The Douchebags

Not literally, of course, mostly in the cause of plausible deniability and avoidance of liability for yours truly. But, you know, you read this little love sonnet about a spoiled asshole, poster boy for the do-nothing fuck-you-money class that needs to be brought down and hard, and you figure, well, what's the net loss here? Does he add any value whatsoever to the planet, does he do one goddamned thing to improve the lot -- or even avoid demeaning it -- of the people he interacts with on a daily basis?

Rich or poor, people should periodically ask themselves this simple question -- am I just wasting oxygen, or am I contributing anything at all of value to the people I am interdependent with? Seriously, this is the kind of guy that probably tips 25% only when he intends to ask for a blowjob in return.

All that money and privilege, and apparently this little fucker never heard of the French Revolution, of what happens when the "fucking peasants" he despises and thinks he owns decide they've had enough of his shit. You know the old joke about the sort of fella who gets on the lifeboat and instantly brings up cannibalism? Well, Conrad Fuckface Hilton's skinny, useless ass, whether he realizes it or not, is the first one that gets eaten.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hear! Hear!