[from the Home Office in Big Bone Lick, Kentucky]
10. Liquored Shitkicker
9. Chunky Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey
8. Mullah Fudger
7. Heavenly Deficit Crunch
6. Shit-For-Brains
5. Social Security Surprise (costs $20/pint, container is mostly empty)
4. Broccoli Garcia
3. WMD Pistachio (pistachios rumored to be there per British intelligence)
2. Chock Full O' Guckert (8" cut)
1. Fucking Retard Waffle Crisp
3 comments:
Have you ever been to Big Bone Lick, KY? I have. Also, Head O' Grassy, KY, and Monkey's Eyebrow, KY.
.
What? No "Pralines & Pretzels Gag"?
No "Cashew Czech Chunk"?
No "Chocolate Chimp Chip"?
I'm not sure you have even the slightest clue about politics, but this post sure did crack me up.
Good job.
Post a Comment