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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Cankle In The Wind

Our long national nightmare is over, at long last, and despite the rumors, it turns out that I am not Anna Nicole's baby-daddy. I was hoping it would be the weird old Zsa Zsa guy, but the main thing is that we can now move on as a nation, right? All that's left now is the obligatory Elton John song.

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