Smell The Unity, Suckas

Got your dream ticket yet? I'm torn between two, either of which would bring the nation together for four years of love and healing.



That would be Barbara Boxer, and yes, that's Joe Gibbs the football coach (he's listed under "other", along with Shaquille O'Neal and Martin Sheen, not to mention Ralph "Touch of Evil" Nader).



That would be George "Felix Macacawitz Jr." Allen, proving that all it takes to make us whole again is one of each. Species, that is.