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Sunday, July 27, 2008

Depends, My Friends

Enjoying the infamous Applesauce Avalanche video immensely. They can't even stage a transparently phony supermarket photo-op competently, but they're going to straighten out the terrists and show everyone who's still boss. Right.

This is never not going to be funny. The only way it could have been a more appropriate metaphor for this sclerotic campaign is if it had been a bunch of adult diaper boxes or a couple cases of milk of magnesia. Three months is a long time; there's bound to be plenty more Maalox moments. POST may want to rethink his current whinging about suddenly not getting enough media attention.

2 comments:

Marius said...

Sclerotic doesn't even begin to describe it, Heywood.

(h/t Ken Silverstein).

woodguy said...

Breaking news from the whine and cheese aisle.

Perhaps he's demonstrating his mastery of the reverse Midas touch that his mentor Shrub has perfected over a lifetime of fucking things up.