10. Protein-deficient diet of cough syrup and Cheetos made him loopy.
9. Did what the ghost of Richard Nixon told him to do.
8. Being "Bush's brain" not as easy as it sounds, what with all the shiny objects and funny names to distract him.
7. Figures that just because he's paranoid, doesn't mean someone's not really out to get him.
6. Secretly enjoys handcuffs.
5. Got away with everything else, why not this?
4. Didn't realize that being a treasonous sack of shit was a bad thing.
3. Trying to impress Jeff Gannon™. Again.
2. 9/11! 9/11! 9/11!
1. Clinton's fault.
1 comment:
These are good!! Especially #1..LOLL!!!
Besides a good book, there's nothing better at 9 in the morning than a cup of coffee and a good read. Thank You!
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