Are they trying to affirm every snarky stereotype about churchgoing Southerners? Christ, I hope at least this baby-daddy isn't an aspiring Vanilla Ice type.
And, you know, too bad about Mama Spears' parentin' book being "put on hold" in response to the blessed event. The entertainment value of seeing who was planning on shelling out money for such a thing would have been worth the price of the marketing campaign. Instead, both her daughters are competing for tabloid space for the foreseeable future, the youngest having pre-sold the first photos of the next rugrat for a reported million dollars.
When the aliens finally land, we'll make great pets.
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