According to The Rude Pundit, just uttering the phrase is like SiteMeter Viagra. Let's find out.
[Update -- Sunday, Dec. 17, 6:45 PM PST: It's worked pretty well, especially today, which is odd, since I figured the story was played out by now. Now I feel a bit guilty, like I oughta post a pic of the infamous taco, so's I'm not pulling a fast one on these poor searchers just looking for a shot of celebrity hair-pie (though the one in question is a Kojak).
I dunno, I'm pretty agnostic on the question of Spears' hotness. There was a point in time when she was very cute, good body and all, but I see that beaver and all I can think is that she let fucking K-Fed in there. And if I had gotten there before him, it would have been like throwing a hot dog down a hallway for the poor bastard. But her utter cluelessness completely offsets the magnetism of her sweater fruit.
Anyway, sorry Googloids, I'm still debating whether I want to be posting beaver shots on my blog. There are worse things, I suppose, but it sets a precedent. If you have an opinion on the subject, let me know in comments.]
2 comments:
Britney Spears' whole voyage, yawn, yeast-mill, open charms, organ grinder, parlor room, passion hole, pencil-sharpener, pit of darkness, poke-hole, jam donut, man-entrapment, middle eye, money box, money-pot, receiving chamber, second hole from the back of the neck, silent mouth, skin chimney, slot, tail gap, tail hole, tender trap, todger toaster, toothless mouth, baby-factory, bacon hole, banger hanger, crack of heaven, dead end street, fat rabbit, flesh wallet, funk hole, funny bit, fur chalice, furry mongoose, Irish pasture, ho cake, Holiday Inn, hairy axe wound, grease box, furry letterbox, front parlor, empty tunnel, end of the sentimental journey, envy-city, dumb squint, cock hotel, blind entrance, streamstown, snackbar, serpent socket, middle kingdom, melting pot, lowlands, lobster pot, juicy sewer, night depository, yard measure, beef curtains, custom-house, cream-catcher, breadwinner, goat milker -- take your pick.
That should boost up your Google ratings. With sex slang nerds, at least.
--M.
Some pretty creative ones there, Marius. I'm sure the Holiday Inn people would be thrilled. Good stuff.
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