Thursday, December 07, 2006

Rapture Of The Amoebas

This is obviously a momentous discovery, if true:

Scientists have found the strongest evidence yet that liquid water flows on Mars, raising the prospects that there may be simple microbial life still living on the red planet.

Requisite evangelical baiting -- sounds to me like someone may not have heard the Good News, hmmm? I think a megachurch or a camp should be started on the Red Planet ASAP. I will gladly contribute to sending as many campers as are willing to sign up.

It's important to get to the microbes now, before they turn queer and try to get married or something.

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