Here's what this pinniped had to say then (presumably while balancing a beach ball on his nose):
Ark! Ark! Good boy Chris, have a nice raw fish.
You may also remember Chris The Wonder Seal from his antics during the last administration, when he attempted to prove that the Chinese government had bought and paid for Bill Clinton.
Hang on to your wallets, folks. If Cox brings the due diligence and attention to detail to financial matters, that he has to other fact- and reality-based issues, we're in deep shit.
Unless, as always, we're shareholders.