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The "Cheerleader Defense". Come on now. You can't be that surprised.

Stateside prison screw and fugly-troll knocker-upper Spc. Charles Graner Jr.'s excuse makes "Lynndie ate my homework" sound lame or something.

Defense lawyer Guy Womack played down the body-stacking incident, saying, quote: "Don't cheerleaders all over America make pyramids every day? It's not torture."

I'm not sure which school has cheerleader pyramids like this:



but maybe the critics are right -- maybe this did come down all the way from the top.

Someone should ask Our Dear Cheerleader.



Yeah. How could you not be in awe of his (cheer)leadership qualities?