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Sunday, January 09, 2005

Ed Bradley -- Putting The "Sex" In "Sexagenarian"

Just finished watching the 60 Minutes story on 50-caliber assault rifles, which their manufacturer claims are "toys" (I suppose in the same way Hummers are "cars"). Coupled with the Internet availability of highly-illegal incendiary armor-piercing ammunition on the internets (that name, in case you missed it, is spelled R-A-U-F-O-S-S), it seems like a recipe for terrist mal-fee-ance, as a famous orator might have put it.

And all I could think was, "Damn! Bradley is fuckin' pimpin', yo! That earring is large and in charge, knaamsayin'?".

It's a journalistic coup d'etat, or duck à l'orange, or something like that.

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