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Sunday, January 02, 2005

Important Message for Rathskeller K. Sensitizing

Thanks for the e-mail, but I really don't need any little blue pills right now, nor any creampie photos, nor am I interested in buying stock in an alpaca ranch. But hey, thanks for thinking of me, Chief!

Say, did you ever live in Pomona? There was a family lived down the street from me named "Sensitizing", and I'd swear they had a daughter named "Rathskeller". Maybe not; I'm pretty sure her middle name was "Zoe".

Then again, I'm thinking this could be an alias, like when I was thirteen and made crank phone calls looking for "Mike Hunt" and "Chuck U. Farley". Just a hunch.

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