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Saturday, January 08, 2005

Separated Celebrity Haiku

(in five stanzas)

Two fateful evenings;
Two star-crossed couples, splitting;
Too fab for themselves?

Whom will they re-up
with, since they're more beautiful
than the rest of us?

Can there ever be
a more fabulous name than
Bradley Pitt-Newsom?

And hey, Jennifer!
She's looking over this way!!
Dude, I saw her first!!!

Bye-bye Kimberly!
Have fun stalking killer clowns
like Scott Peterson!

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