(in five stanzas)
Two fateful evenings;
Two star-crossed couples, splitting;
Too fab for themselves?
Whom will they re-up
with, since they're more beautiful
than the rest of us?
Can there ever be
a more fabulous name than
Bradley Pitt-Newsom?
And hey, Jennifer!
She's looking over this way!!
Dude, I saw her first!!!
Bye-bye Kimberly!
Have fun stalking killer clowns
like Scott Peterson!
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